CALVIN THE MARTIAN

Yes. Aliens do exist. If not in our reality then in this one we are discussing.

If there is a deadly and most intelligent alien the humans have ever faced, it's gonna be Calvin.

So we see this Martian creature in the movie LIFE which was released earlier on this year.

Now, if you have not watched this movie then be prepared for some spoilers and easter eggs.

Scientists aboard the INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION discover cells from a Martian rock, the cell that eventually dooms the entire crew and Planet Earth. Now, as always there are some things that you may not have noticed in this movie so I would like to point them out to you.

1.Miranda North is actually a deep cover MI5 agent we all know as Ilsa.

Yes people. She is not a scientist from Great Britain, however she is still on the payroll of MI5. We all watched MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 5: ROGUE NATION right?

 If you did then you know that Ilsa retired from Her Majesty's Secret Service. OR DID SHE? If she "retired" on 2015, and appears on the ISS in 2017,  has she been a deep cover agent as a British scientist for the past two years? Well yes; after learning that there was a secret mission to prove life existence on Mars, it makes perfect sense for MI5 to put eyes and ears on the ISS. 

2. THE D.E.O WILL HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL IN SUPERGIRL SEASON 3

So Ilsa becomes Miranda North the very same year that J'onzz (Supergirl Season 1) divulges to others his story about his escape from Mars (escape happened 50 years ago from 2015)?

That is no coincidence, considering the confidence that the US govt has after dealing with the aliens from the Phantom Zone for the a few years. So two years later the US govt goes behind J'onzz' back to explore life on Mars; and Ilsa (Miranda) is one of the scientists for the mission. Regrettably at the end of the movie CALVIN lands on Earth while Miranda's capsule floats away into deep space. Where are the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY when you need them.

3. DEADPOOL 2 (2018) IS STILL SCHEDULED FOR RELEASE NEXT YEAR

DEADPOOL? Seriously though. DEADPOOL wasn't fun enough and you had to go play the astronaut?

That's being too overconfident. And I can tell you tried your best to not to do a fourth wall break. I'm not judging though. I hope you don't die in the movie before you shoot DEADPOOL 2. Hmm and why did I hope that, obviously you can't die. But you can pretend to be. Oh, and good job on the role you they gave you. But this seriously proves to me that you have got a lot of time on your hands.

4. THANOS IS A TRUE COWARD

THANOS continues to send amateurs after the Infinity Stones but can somebody please ask him why he is sending people who constantly fail him? Why not do it himself? 

I know at the AGE OF ULTRON movie he says he will "do it himself", but please. We, at least I, know why he  said it. 2015 is the year where people of the world learn about the last GREEN MARTIAN, J'onzz, and the war he solely escaped fifty years ago. So that meant no more CALVIN-KIND aliens now. Well, true, at least before CALVIN escapes the astronaut capsule two years later (2017). So trust me when I say that AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR will be the ultimate war against the true enemy of the universe, CALVIN.

5. RICK SANCHEZ KNOWS THE FUTURE

Now before you say RICK & MORTY timelines don't fit with any of the above mentioned movies, it is worth noting that even though there is great display of technology on the show, most of that tech belongs to RICK. So the lack of other smart tech besides Rick's allows me to place the show in the 90's. But Jerry mentions iPad on Season 1 Episode 3 so we are forced to place the show post-2010.

With that said, Rick has actually gone and seen a future where humans have advanced to a point where the medicine literally heals anything instantly. Now I am no expert but such technology would have to have existed somewhere, or at least in another creature, and would have to be adapted to the human body. CALVIN feeds and grows instantly. Now to me this "miracle medicine" could have been adapted from CALVIN's ability to multiply his cells after feeding. And this is entirely hypothetical, but we are talking about the future so anything is possible. But even if Rick knows the future it's not like he cares enough to warn us about opening the "Martian Pandora's Box".

There are many things that i am gonna continue to point out in this blog concerning the movies we all love. But that's it for now. Will catch you later on the next NEW CRAZY FILM THEORY.